I suppose I should actually get round to updating this thing once in a while, rather than constantly reading it and wandering why noone else is writing anything. So here you are.
Anyway, the point of this post was to tell you that if I was a character in a film, then I should be played by a CGI blackberry. Why? Because it would be cool. Everyone else could be played as different fruit. You'd probably run out of fruit quickly, though. Maybe it isn't such a sensible idea.