You come home to find your kitchen partially flooded due to a drippy tap. Do you
Rail against the heavens because this is so *typical* of life
Resolve to call the landlord and get that tap fixed
Put a duck into the pond and take a photograph
Take advantage of the water to clean the kitchen floor
A flooded kitchen killed my pet hamster, you insensitive clod
In other news, I appear to have a paid account, and a shiny kitchen floor.