The half moon's shining brightly,
the crowd don't take it lightly,
they think that it's unsightly,
and it cannot be.
with formulas they face it,
with torches they replace it,
with pit-lets they deface it,
don't seem bright to me.
Apologies to the people who know what I'm talking about. For those of you who don't, do you know that the half moon is brighter than half the full moon's brightness. This fun and amusing fact is entirely false. But do you know why ;).